Indian Humor

Indian Humor

A couple on the rez had been married for many years, and their son Bahe had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner.

The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding.

However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, "Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot."

The father explained, "No Bahe, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman."

So Bahe dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, "Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!

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Why was the Christmas Pageant cancelled on the Indian Reservation?
"Because there were no wise men nor virgins to be found anywhere on the reservation"

What does a Navajo Man and Santa Claus have in common?
"They both have a big nose and work only once a year"

Why was the Easter Egg Hunt cancelled on the Reservation?
"Because all the powdered eggs blew away"

Why are Indian men like parking spaces?
"The good ones are taken and the ones left over are all handicapped"

An Indian with a very big belly went to the doctor.
The doctor looked at his belly and said "You should diet"

The Indian asked the doctor "What color?"

What did the Indian couple ask their divorce lawyer?
"Can we still be cousins?"

What do you call an Indian man without a woman?
"Homeless"

What do you call a white man surrounded by a bunch of Indians?
"A Bingo Caller"

What is a definition of confusion on the reservation?
"Father's Day"